Stately, Plump, Buck Mulligan Was a No-Show

Though I did spend my Bloomsday lazing about the house, and dude, I was here at 4PM, and nothing, nada, zilch. May need to change my traditional Bloomsday celebration to include going to a beach with a fireworks display and trying to pick up pervy dudes that I see on the beach. Barring that, I may need to give a talk at a library in which I offer insane theories about Shakespeare. Or go to a funeral. Or a whorehouse. Clearly, however, the lazing about the house business does not produce the desired result. This is my report on this, Bloomsday 2007.