Hands of Crazy

Well. I posted about going to get a manicure, and I also posted about my non-hand-model hands earlier, so I thought to myself, "Self, perhaps you should show people the hand of the little-kid fingers and the smudge-of-dirt freckle" (right below the deformed middle finger - and it really does look like dirt in this picture, so I forgive my mother.). Actually, I feel like the hand looks even more crazily deformed, in part because of the positioning of my thumb (not conscious), and in part because of the widely spread pinky finger, which really results because of a horrible childhood accident involving both a basketball accident as well as the finger being slammed in a car door (on the same day).

So here it is