Inside Crazy's Studio?

A meme as seen over at Medusa's.

1. What is your favorite word?

Possibility

2. What is your least favorite word?

Fart

3. What turns you on?

Verbal sparring

4. What turns you off?

Somebody who doesn't realize when the verbal sparring has gone too far

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Motherfucker.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The purr of the Man-Kitty.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

When people chew audibly.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Novelist

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Podiatrist

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Hi? Come on in? I know I'm boring with this answer, but I'll just be happy to be getting into heaven, so I'm not sure it matters what God says as long as he's not like, "woops! you made a wrong turn! You need to go back to purgatory!" or something like that.