For I am single, and we singletons don't have many.
However, I do enjoy drinking a bottle of wine and writing out my Christmas cards.
I just tried to open my bottle of wine.
The corkscrew broke.
Now, I'm not a one-corkscrew girl, but the other two are (a) a weird one from my mom that I can barely get to work and (b) a liquor store one that barely works.
5 years ago