I know. This is the season of giving to others, and not to ourselves, but I am selfish and kind of a bad person.
And also I felt like I was getting a really good deal, one that I might not find again soon, and I also felt like I wouldn't actually buy myself a tenure present if I didn't do it now, when the happiness over the letter from the provost is still fresh.
And so, behold: Dr. Crazy's Knives of Tenure.
(Combine these with the food mill and mandoline that my mom so awesomely bought me for Christmas, and I promise to be rocking it out gourmet style in the '09.)
5 years ago